Friday, 22 December 2017

Advent Calendar Day 22

After a torrid production process the Museum of Tat 2017 Christmas Special is finally done. The principle recording was delayed by a week and then the moment it was done I fell ill and had to battle through to get it done just fortnight later than originally planned.

But here it finally is, and there's some good stuff in there from Colin - aka Michael Fouldes.

Special thanks to the extra voice contributors who were randomly grabbed from the bar at the Quay Theatre to sing the worst carol ever.
I should also mention, there will be more new audio from the Museum of Tat next year.  And some of it is beautifully wrong.

Anyway, open today's door - the Museum is open once again!
Merry Christmas to everyone at home.

Thursday, 21 December 2017

Advent Calendar Day 21

Open the door on the calendar and...
It's part eleven - the penultimate part of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE! and Episode Eight HERE! and Episode Nine HERE! and Episode Ten HERE!

And incidentally...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Wednesday, 20 December 2017

Advent Calendar Day 20

Open the door on the calendar and...
It's part ten of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE! and Episode Eight HERE! and Episode Nine HERE!

And incidentally...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Tuesday, 19 December 2017

Advent Calendar Day 19

Open the door on the calendar and...
It's part nine of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE! and Episode Eight HERE!

And incidentally...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Monday, 18 December 2017

Sunday, 17 December 2017

Advent Calendar Day 17

And behind the door is... a Time Machine.  Or rather the script for my stage adaptation of the book.  Available now!

I staged this adaptation at the beginning of the year, so this script version is horribly delayed. 

Anyway, Merry Christmas - the world will end in approximately three and a half billion years and all human life will evolve into blobs before inevitable extinction.

Huzzah!

http://www.lulu.com/shop/robert-crighton/the-time-machine/paperback/product-23454846.html

Saturday, 16 December 2017

Advent Calendar Day 16

It's so close to Christmas that creating stuff like this is almost completely pointless - which makes it feel all the more important.
To celebrate the fact that I haven't released a new episode today - here's a whole selection of things in the Attack of the Christmas Squirrels gift shop.  It's HERE!

And here are a few of the actually rather fun bits and bobs available. Very little time to order anything before Christmas though. Sorry.