January is a slow month - it's after Christmas (eat/sleep/repeat) and there were various delays due to dying computers and internet issues. January featured guest performer Professor Kaos - this wasn't planned, it's just how the month came out in the edit. So you got... two episodes of The Museum of Tat and a random thing that grew out from the corner of the recording session and which I couldn't kill. Enjoy if you haven't already - it's all comedy, and we could all do with a laugh.
February will be more story based, with some episodes of Short Shorts, The Other Day... and some other stuff my brain will create given time. You can always help support my work by becoming a patron - go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton and pledge from as little as a $1 a month. Or if you don't want to get tied down, why not buy some one off merchandise in my terrifying shop of random. Have a good one!
Museum of Tat: Plastic Rubber Duck Special
Say Cheese: A Conversation about Cheese
Museum of Tat: Guess Our Tat!
This Storyteller blog follows the progress of writer/performer Robert Crighton as he writes a series of new stories for live performance - as well as any other interesting theatre thing that might cross his path.
Showing posts with label audio comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label audio comedy. Show all posts
Thursday, 1 February 2018
Tuesday, 23 January 2018
Say Cheese!
I do like random things. A random thing happened when recording a podcast last year - here is a edit of this random thing. It is fairly random. As random things tend to be.
Say Cheese - with Professor Kaos and myself.
Say Cheese - with Professor Kaos and myself.
Sunday, 24 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 24
Merry Christmas Eve - Final Advent Calendar thing... huzzah!
The comedy that no one wanted to hear has been found! This is especially confusing as it was never lost.
In 1973 a comedy script materialised on the desk of a radio station of a minor Soviet satellite state. The script was performed, untranslated from the original English, in 1974 and immediately became an overnight sensation. A copy of this recording was duly sent to the BBC so that all master tapes could be responsibly wiped, as was international government policy at the time.
Luckily an off air recording of the LP version was made by holding a modified SONY Walkman against a glass held against the wall of the house of the then Director General of the BBC, from which this archive recording has been restored. This recording has nothing to do with the BBC.
The script turns out to have come from 2017 for the failed studio recording of the final episode of the long running podcast comedy show - Live from the Get In! - and episode three has long been one the collectors have shunned and ignored ever since.
The restoring restoration team hope to have a completely restored restoration of the restored episode in the New Year, but have released this trail to annoy the fans now.
The other two episodes of the long running series, plus bonus material, can be found HERE.
The comedy that no one wanted to hear has been found! This is especially confusing as it was never lost.
In 1973 a comedy script materialised on the desk of a radio station of a minor Soviet satellite state. The script was performed, untranslated from the original English, in 1974 and immediately became an overnight sensation. A copy of this recording was duly sent to the BBC so that all master tapes could be responsibly wiped, as was international government policy at the time.
Luckily an off air recording of the LP version was made by holding a modified SONY Walkman against a glass held against the wall of the house of the then Director General of the BBC, from which this archive recording has been restored. This recording has nothing to do with the BBC.
The script turns out to have come from 2017 for the failed studio recording of the final episode of the long running podcast comedy show - Live from the Get In! - and episode three has long been one the collectors have shunned and ignored ever since.
The restoring restoration team hope to have a completely restored restoration of the restored episode in the New Year, but have released this trail to annoy the fans now.
The other two episodes of the long running series, plus bonus material, can be found HERE.
Saturday, 23 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 23
It's part twelve - the FINAL part of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
And incidentally...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Friday, 22 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 22
After a torrid production process the Museum of Tat 2017 Christmas Special is finally done. The principle recording was delayed by a week and then the moment it was done I fell ill and had to battle through to get it done just fortnight later than originally planned.
But here it finally is, and there's some good stuff in there from Colin - aka Michael Fouldes.
Special thanks to the extra voice contributors who were randomly grabbed from the bar at the Quay Theatre to sing the worst carol ever.
I should also mention, there will be more new audio from the Museum of Tat next year. And some of it is beautifully wrong.
Anyway, open today's door - the Museum is open once again!
Merry Christmas to everyone at home.
But here it finally is, and there's some good stuff in there from Colin - aka Michael Fouldes.
Special thanks to the extra voice contributors who were randomly grabbed from the bar at the Quay Theatre to sing the worst carol ever.
I should also mention, there will be more new audio from the Museum of Tat next year. And some of it is beautifully wrong.
Anyway, open today's door - the Museum is open once again!
Merry Christmas to everyone at home.
Wednesday, 20 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 20
It's part ten of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Tuesday, 19 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 19
It's part nine of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Saturday, 16 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 16
It's so close to Christmas that creating stuff like this is almost completely pointless - which makes it feel all the more important.
To celebrate the fact that I haven't released a new episode today - here's a whole selection of things in the Attack of the Christmas Squirrels gift shop. It's HERE!
And here are a few of the actually rather fun bits and bobs available. Very little time to order anything before Christmas though. Sorry.
To celebrate the fact that I haven't released a new episode today - here's a whole selection of things in the Attack of the Christmas Squirrels gift shop. It's HERE!
And here are a few of the actually rather fun bits and bobs available. Very little time to order anything before Christmas though. Sorry.
Friday, 15 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 15
It's part eight of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Thursday, 14 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 14
It's part seven of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Wednesday, 13 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 13
It's part six of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Tuesday, 12 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 12
It's part five of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Monday, 11 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 11
Today, behind the door, there's the Official Worlds of Robert Crighton Mug.
I should really stop doing these now.
Saturday, 9 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 9
You open the door and it's a Christmas episode of The Other Day!
Christmas of DOOM
Enjoy.
And here's a round up of the Advent Calendar so far...
Christmas of DOOM
Enjoy.
And here's a round up of the Advent Calendar so far...
Day 1 was the official opening of The Museum of Tat virtual gift shop.
HORRID MUGS? We've got three designs! (Well, two really - a general mug design, and there are specific left and right handed versions of the second.)
NEVER WANTED A MUSEUM OF TAT DUVET COVER? We've got your nightmares sorted!
WANT TO SMOTHER SOMEONE IN TAT? We've got a pillow for that!
I'm not joking - this pointless tat is now available online NOW!
Day 2 was a new episode of The Other Day - Phone of Sacrifice, recorded live before a mute studio audience. LISTEN HERE!
Day 3 was a repeat of an old fake Christmas appeal - but I did do a new graphic for it. (My computer was dying, be glad I did something you ungrateful bastards. P.S. I love you all.) LISTEN HERE!
Day 4 was the Museum of Tat Christmas Appeal 2017
Days 5 to 8 were the first four episodes of
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes have been released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Friday, 8 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 8
It's part four of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
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