It's so close to Christmas that creating stuff like this is almost completely pointless - which makes it feel all the more important.
To celebrate the fact that I haven't released a new episode today - here's a whole selection of things in the Attack of the Christmas Squirrels gift shop. It's HERE!
And here are a few of the actually rather fun bits and bobs available. Very little time to order anything before Christmas though. Sorry.
This Storyteller blog follows the progress of writer/performer Robert Crighton as he writes a series of new stories for live performance - as well as any other interesting theatre thing that might cross his path.
Showing posts with label storytelling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label storytelling. Show all posts
Saturday, 16 December 2017
Thursday, 14 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 14
It's part seven of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Wednesday, 13 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 13
It's part six of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Tuesday, 12 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 12
It's part five of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Friday, 8 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 8
It's part four of...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!
Tuesday, 5 December 2017
Advent Calendar Day 5
Open the door on the calendar and...
It's part one of a twelve part story...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Anyway, Merry Christmas and Enjoy Episode One HERE.
It's part one of a twelve part story...
Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!
The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.
All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything. Though while you're there...
Anyway, Merry Christmas and Enjoy Episode One HERE.
Wednesday, 18 January 2017
You Can't Trust Trees
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| Testing set up for Problem Tree (2013) |
The most satisfying version of the story (so far) was a one-to-one version I did in 2013. I built a little room within a room, a little newspaper cave (the early test design you can see half built in the pictures), and connected the audient with headphones, so that, whilst we were but a couple of feet away from each other, the story was related via a microphone, with additional sound effects.
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| Let me tell you a story... |
I really loved the contradiction of it - that we were so close and yet also quite far removed from each other - separated and intimately joined together by technology. The audients really enjoyed the story and I think it also brought out the best in it. Before 2013 the story was told in a conversational but quite an open way, this was more intimate and warm.
In recording it for audio I tried to make it intimate, as if I'm talking only to you, as though it's a secret that I'm only telling one person.
And if you're one of my patrons you can hear it now! My patrons help make all my work possible, so they get first dibs in new audio work as it comes out. If you want to help me make new stuff then join up below. And if you want to find out some of the other audios currently planned, go to this blog post.
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Problem Tree is the impossible story of one man’s father and a tree that can’t exist. A story of the First World War, of running away from your past and hiding in the future.
First performed in 2009, this story has undergone many changes and minor rewrites, but it's now time for it to come out on audio.
Release Date: Wednesday 18th January for my patrons
My work couldn't happen without the support of my patrons - if you think you could contribute to the work I create, go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton and see if you can help.
Also, as there's a lot being planned at the moment, if you want to keep up to speed, why not join my mailing list. I know, so last century.
Tuesday, 17 January 2017
A Magical World, All In One Place
I'm currently editing Problem Tree for release to my patrons tomorrow, and have started on the next adventure. The not quite full list of new audio coming out this year is below - there is only a rough schedule at present, but I'm aiming to put out something new each week or so. If you like my work, then consider becoming a patron - it makes a huge difference to the kind of work I can create.
Revivals and Re-releases: Fresh from the Milk Bottle Archives
Out now - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Countdown to the Other Side
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
A short story, first performed as part of Ghost Storyteller in 2011, telling of the slow fading of a poltergeist and its daily routine.
It helps if you have a good working knowledge of the history of the presenters of Countdown and it's transmission schedule from the late 90's onwards.
Release Date: January - listen on audioboom or YouTube
New Works: Spanking New Drama & Comedy for 2017
The UN Special Representative
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Mr BEEP BEEP is having a trying day. He was awoken at three in the morning by a team of 'experts' from the UN, because an event on the other side of the world threatens to change his life forever. However, the letters U and N do not stand for the United Nations, and his crisis is more existential than actual.
I've been toying with this idea for a story for years and am finally ready to finish it. I don't know whether I will record this in the studio or in front of an audience, it depends what sorry of funny it ends up being.
Release Date: TBA
Prevent
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
A follow up play to the award-winning Fantasy Terrorist League, Prevent tells the story of a young man trapped in a flawed system that criminalises thought, and where the gap between real and perceived threats is not acknowledged.
Release Date: TBA
Investigate Me?
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
'Why aren't you investigating me?' A twisted version of a police drama, where a member of the public insists on being investigated for possible criminal acts. The young DC doesn't want to be wasting her time with him, but even her superiors insist on an investigation. Surreal drama.
Release Date: TBA
Commentary
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
A new play about the different interpretations of the making of a film, as made during an audio commentary for a DVD release.
Release Date: TBA
My work couldn't happen without the support of my patrons - if you think you could contribute to the work I create, go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton and see if you can help.
Also, as there's a lot being planned at the moment, if you want to keep up to speed, why not join my mailing list. I know, so last century.
Revivals and Re-releases: Fresh from the Milk Bottle Archives
Bink!
Written by Robert Crighton
Performed by Cat LaCohie
Molly was left alone a lot. Her parents were always out. So she started talking to herself, to the furniture, to the house. And then the house answered back.
A children’s story... just not for children.
First Performed on Tuesday 13th January 2009 at the Tabard Theatre.
Available to purchase online now.
Out now - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Written by Robert Crighton
Performed by Cat LaCohie
Molly was left alone a lot. Her parents were always out. So she started talking to herself, to the furniture, to the house. And then the house answered back.
A children’s story... just not for children.
First Performed on Tuesday 13th January 2009 at the Tabard Theatre.
Available to purchase online now.
Out now - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Problem Tree is the impossible story of one man’s father and a tree that can’t exist. A story of the First World War, of running away from your past and hiding in the future.
First performed in 2009, this story has undergone many changes and minor rewrites, but it's now time for it to come out on audio.
Out now - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Countdown to the Other Side
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
A short story, first performed as part of Ghost Storyteller in 2011, telling of the slow fading of a poltergeist and its daily routine.
It helps if you have a good working knowledge of the history of the presenters of Countdown and it's transmission schedule from the late 90's onwards.
Release Date: January - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Teaching Gods
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Winner of the “Best Writing” Award at the LOST Theatre One-Act Festival 2007
The Gods have invaded the University. All thoughts of normal academic life disappear as the campus dissolves into chaos. The flowers walk and the squirrels clean kitchens. Will the agents of chaos win against the hardnosed grey suited form of the Vice Chancellor? What do you think?
Teaching Gods was written in memory of the Middlesex University campus cat. Who had many names.
Teaching Gods was first performed in an earlier version in “the Space” at Sudbury Arts Centre on Saturday 4th October 2003. This revised version was performed as part of a Double Bill with Fantasy Terrorist League at the Quay Theatre on Saturday 17th March 2007 and won the Best Writing Award at the Lost One-Act Festival 2007. It revived in the current version at the Tabard Theatre in January 2009 and has been omnipresent in the repertoire since.
Available to purchase online now.
Release Date: March - listen on audioboom or YouTube
The Examiner of Small Ailments
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
The Examiner of the title is a man who can make little medical problems disappear by singing to them. When he moves into the realm of cosmetic surgery (or rather cosmetic singing) he goes from being a strange curiosity into an international figure of 'beauty' and power.
First Performed on Wednesday 6th May at the Quay Theatre before joining the stories of Teaching Gods for the run at Barons Court in 2009. The show has dropped out of my repertoire as I've been working on a new version. I'm toying with releasing this based on the original text, but we shall see.
Release Date: TBA
The Shakespeare Delusion
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Professor Ashborn invites you to share in his latest discoveries and lead you through the terrible secrets behind the man people call Shakespeare. Did he really write the plays? Was he really bald? Did he really like cheese? Using recently uncovered documentation Professor Ashborn can finally tell the true and completely true, truly true, utterly true, true, true story of the truth behind the Shakespeare delusion!
Audience Comments for The Shakespeare Delusion (2014): “Fabulous production... Just recovering from high octane performance of @RobertCrighton The Shakespeare Delusion #immense... I SO knew where The Shakespeare Delusion was going - & I was SO wrong!!! Chekhov meets Berkoff as performed by Stephen Fry.”
Reviews from 2016: "Crighton gives a masterful and energetic performance as Ashborn... It’s surreal and confrontational, played with an intensity that was uncomfortable at times but compelling." pubtheatres1
"A brilliantly original and entertaining performance." Five Stars from londontheatre1.com
Release Date: September - listen now on audioboom or YouTube
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Winner of the “Best Writing” Award at the LOST Theatre One-Act Festival 2007
The Gods have invaded the University. All thoughts of normal academic life disappear as the campus dissolves into chaos. The flowers walk and the squirrels clean kitchens. Will the agents of chaos win against the hardnosed grey suited form of the Vice Chancellor? What do you think?
Teaching Gods was written in memory of the Middlesex University campus cat. Who had many names.
Teaching Gods was first performed in an earlier version in “the Space” at Sudbury Arts Centre on Saturday 4th October 2003. This revised version was performed as part of a Double Bill with Fantasy Terrorist League at the Quay Theatre on Saturday 17th March 2007 and won the Best Writing Award at the Lost One-Act Festival 2007. It revived in the current version at the Tabard Theatre in January 2009 and has been omnipresent in the repertoire since.
Available to purchase online now.
Release Date: March - listen on audioboom or YouTube
The Examiner of Small Ailments
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
The Examiner of the title is a man who can make little medical problems disappear by singing to them. When he moves into the realm of cosmetic surgery (or rather cosmetic singing) he goes from being a strange curiosity into an international figure of 'beauty' and power.
First Performed on Wednesday 6th May at the Quay Theatre before joining the stories of Teaching Gods for the run at Barons Court in 2009. The show has dropped out of my repertoire as I've been working on a new version. I'm toying with releasing this based on the original text, but we shall see.
Release Date: TBA
The Shakespeare Delusion
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Professor Ashborn invites you to share in his latest discoveries and lead you through the terrible secrets behind the man people call Shakespeare. Did he really write the plays? Was he really bald? Did he really like cheese? Using recently uncovered documentation Professor Ashborn can finally tell the true and completely true, truly true, utterly true, true, true story of the truth behind the Shakespeare delusion!
Audience Comments for The Shakespeare Delusion (2014): “Fabulous production... Just recovering from high octane performance of @RobertCrighton The Shakespeare Delusion #immense... I SO knew where The Shakespeare Delusion was going - & I was SO wrong!!! Chekhov meets Berkoff as performed by Stephen Fry.”
Reviews from 2016: "Crighton gives a masterful and energetic performance as Ashborn... It’s surreal and confrontational, played with an intensity that was uncomfortable at times but compelling." pubtheatres1
"A brilliantly original and entertaining performance." Five Stars from londontheatre1.com
Release Date: September - listen now on audioboom or YouTube
New Works: Spanking New Drama & Comedy for 2017
LIVE FROM THE GET IN!
Written by Robert Crighton
Performed by Abbie Broom, Heidi Bernhard-Bubb, Robert Crighton & Michael Fouldes. And maybe some special guests.
Live from... is a radio comedy and sketch show – live from in front of the set of whichever show is getting in the following week at the Quay Theatre. New material, sketches and monologues streamed live online.
The Saturday 4th March show is currently in the edit.
The UN Special Representative
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Mr BEEP BEEP is having a trying day. He was awoken at three in the morning by a team of 'experts' from the UN, because an event on the other side of the world threatens to change his life forever. However, the letters U and N do not stand for the United Nations, and his crisis is more existential than actual.
I've been toying with this idea for a story for years and am finally ready to finish it. I don't know whether I will record this in the studio or in front of an audience, it depends what sorry of funny it ends up being.
Release Date: TBA
Prevent
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
A follow up play to the award-winning Fantasy Terrorist League, Prevent tells the story of a young man trapped in a flawed system that criminalises thought, and where the gap between real and perceived threats is not acknowledged.
Release Date: TBA
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
'Why aren't you investigating me?' A twisted version of a police drama, where a member of the public insists on being investigated for possible criminal acts. The young DC doesn't want to be wasting her time with him, but even her superiors insist on an investigation. Surreal drama.
Release Date: TBA
Commentary
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
A new play about the different interpretations of the making of a film, as made during an audio commentary for a DVD release.
Release Date: TBA
My work couldn't happen without the support of my patrons - if you think you could contribute to the work I create, go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton and see if you can help.
Also, as there's a lot being planned at the moment, if you want to keep up to speed, why not join my mailing list. I know, so last century.
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Friday, 13 January 2017
Bink! is released
Bink!
Written by Robert Crighton
Performed by Cat LaCohie
Molly was left alone a lot. Her parents were always out. So she started talking to herself, to the furniture, to the house. And then the house answered back.
A children’s story... just not for children.
First Performed on Tuesday 13th January 2009 at the Tabard Theatre.
Release Date: Friday 13th January - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Audioboom...
Or YouTube
The next release is next week! Problem Tree will be released on Wednesday 18th January - catch all new releases early by becoming a patron. Rewards for patrons include early release of material, before the rest of the world. Go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton to support new work.
Release Date: Wednesday 18th January, earlier for patrons.
Written by Robert Crighton
Performed by Cat LaCohie
Molly was left alone a lot. Her parents were always out. So she started talking to herself, to the furniture, to the house. And then the house answered back.
A children’s story... just not for children.
First Performed on Tuesday 13th January 2009 at the Tabard Theatre.
Release Date: Friday 13th January - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Audioboom...
Or YouTube
The next release is next week! Problem Tree will be released on Wednesday 18th January - catch all new releases early by becoming a patron. Rewards for patrons include early release of material, before the rest of the world. Go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton to support new work.
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Problem Tree is the impossible story of one man’s father and a tree that can’t exist. A story of the First World War, of running away from your past and hiding in the future.
First performed in 2009, this story has undergone many changes and minor rewrites, but it's now time for it to come out on audio.
Release Date: Wednesday 18th January, earlier for patrons.
Monday, 3 October 2016
And we're off...
Yes, the show has finally begun - twelve more chances to catch the Undead Bard. Only twelve more shows and that's that.
Tech and dress all done - something I have learnt: remember to take your glasses off when covering your face in foam. When I'm a little more with it - after the run - I'll tell you all about get in day. It was fun.
So, tonight, tomorrow night, press... all to come. As can you.
See you soon!
Audience Comments for earlier ‘Undead Bard’ show ‘The Shakespeare Delusion’ (2014): “Fabulous production... Just recovering from high octane performance of @RobertCrighton The Shakespeare Delusion #immense... I SO knew where The Shakespeare Delusion was going - & I was SO wrong!!! Chekhov meets Berkoff as performed by Stephen Fry.”
Performing at Theatre N16
Bedford Hill , SW12 9HD - www.theatren16.co.uk
All this work is supported by Patreon - without the support of my patrons I could not do shows like this. To support more work like this go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton
Tech and dress all done - something I have learnt: remember to take your glasses off when covering your face in foam. When I'm a little more with it - after the run - I'll tell you all about get in day. It was fun.
So, tonight, tomorrow night, press... all to come. As can you.
See you soon!
Milk Bottle Productions Presents...
UNDEAD BARD
By multi award-winning writer and performer Robert Crighton
Shakespeare is dead, but he just won’t stop talking. His words are immortal, but they keep changing. Award-winning writer and performer Robert Crighton explores the current boom in Shakespeare and how everything is now devoted to his holy name. Undead Bard is an unholy smorgasbord of play, comedy, and music, pulling apart Shakespeare, Bardolatry, and the modern world, for your pleasure.
More details about the show and online podcasts on the Undead Bard at www.milkbottleproductions.co.uk
Performing at Theatre N16
Sunday 2nd October to Thursday 13th October at 7.30pm
Matinee at Saturday 8th October at 3pm
Tickets £12 / 10 concessions – https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/145903
Theatre N16, The Bedford, 77 All this work is supported by Patreon - without the support of my patrons I could not do shows like this. To support more work like this go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton
Tuesday, 15 March 2016
Short Story #2
I'm thinking of changing the title of these little missives to Short Shorts. Because, who likes short shorts? (Resounding silence, awkward cough. He moves on.)
Anyway, my second short story, for those with only a few minutes of spare time. No trailer today for Wartime Memories, but episode three is coming out tomorrow!
But for now a short short - Or Ere.
Anyway, my second short story, for those with only a few minutes of spare time. No trailer today for Wartime Memories, but episode three is coming out tomorrow!
But for now a short short - Or Ere.
Monday, 28 September 2015
Complexity v Simplicity
Metal Harvest could be the most complex show I've ever done. It could be one of the simplest*. It's undecided. It could go either way at this stage. The script - or my spoken script anyway - barring some shifting here and there, is set and I'm running the text (verbal and physical) each day looking for detail. Looking for new ways in. But then there's the other elements. Sound, projection, light. And they're all completely up for grabs. I've started sketching out a rough storyboard for the projection - most of it would be very simple - textures, a few pictures, text. But it might be too much. I might cut it all on the tech run. Sound should decide itself very soon.
I've just finished recording a section of text with Richard Fawcett, who's performing the music and doing some acting in the piece. This, Richard and Google translate assure me, is a section in German, which I simultaneously translate into English. Except we might also have the text projected and the words spoken recorded and played separately at the same time. Getting the balance between the different sources is going to be tricky to get right.
Or I could strip it back and do much less. It's a difficult call at the moment.
The other problem I face is technical - getting the imagery to do what I want it to do, when time starts getting tight. It's a little over a month to go and I'm very unsure which delivery system is the best to use.
And don't get me started on the set...
These open source paranoid musings are, I should add, a fairly traditional part of creating a show. With a month to go, it's going well. I just want the show to be amazing. And we will get only ONE chance to get it right.
*To be fair, I doubt I'm going to get any simpler than Fantasy Terrorist League (2005) where I stood still for 40 minutes before doing two actions.
Milk Bottle Productions Presents...
Metal Harvest
Written and performed by Robert Crighton and Richard Fawcett
“This is the story of a shell...” Throughout the First World War the armaments created passed through many hands – from those in the mines and factories who made them, to those who transported the boxes and those who fired the guns. This is the story of one shell, the story of those who touched it and whose lives were changed by it. Told in words, music, image and song, Metal Harvest is the latest work from award-winning theatre producer Robert Crighton, made in collaboration with musician Richard Fawcett.
Performing on Thursday 29th October at 7.30pm
Tickets: £9 (Friends £8)
The Quay Theatre, Sudbury
Thursday, 9 April 2015
The Eyes Have It
Somewhere within the bubble that is the world of touring the odd bit of news reaches me - for example, there's apparently an election going on, who'd have known? One of these little tit bits was an article about looking up from your phones. In this piece someone old who has a book/tv series etc to flog, posits that no one really looks at each other/things anymore because they're too busy looking at their phones or taking selfies to see anything.
I've recently got a relatively up-to-date smart phone and I do use it a lot, largely as an extension of my work. I can post tweets and stuff to my followers, on the go - patchy Suffolk signal allowing. Whilst I can attest that I do look down more often, I don't know that this necessarily affects the way I see the world.
For starters, I'm often reading an article about something whilst online. An article about not looking at things because I'm looking at my phone, for example. This is an activity I do anyway, though usually in analogue form - when I have a paper or a book on me - but then I'm probably too old to be using my phone for the activities this article probably decried anyway - selfies or sexting on the go whilst watching (rather than listening) to music on YouTube.
If the phone is doing anything that makes me less of a human being, it is probably connected to stress - as my work is already my life, it now follows me further and further into my day. I check emails and social media far too often and, as I'm in the tail end of a tour, worry if I don't get x number of bookings by mid afternoon of a show day. When the tour is over the off button will be an option again.
But all of the above is a preamble to an actual point, the point of this post.
People are funny about eye contact. And I suspect they always were.
Let me explain. As a storyteller I trade in eye contact. It's how I tell my stories. If I can't look at the audience it doesn't work. Playing vaguely over the heads of the audience is really weird. It's... well, it's just rude. You can't pretend they're not there. Actors, those who trade in talking to onstage people or cameras, do not always get this - they are often terrified of looking at the audience.
Everyman is not quite your standing actingy show - it's somewhere between acting in a play and storytelling. The show functions because when I'm playing a character, I'm looking at the audience as if they were Everyman, as one end of a conversation. When I talk to a volunteer who's with me on stage, I talk to them as though I were Everyman, and again, it's a conversation. If you don't look at me, then it's weird.
And some people just won't. They look down. And it breaks my heart a bit.
I first noticed it as a problem when I started doing one-to-one storytelling, when I realised how many people HATED the idea of someone telling them a story direct. I assumed that it would be a nice novelty, that people would jump at the chance to be told a story, like a child at bedtime, perhaps. I was being interviewed on the radio about a show called Problem Tree and the presenter (live on air, to my immense anger) said how horrible to must be for the audient and that she'd hate to go to the show.
And so the reaction remained - whenever I spoke about the show, everyone said it sounded really uncomfortable and somehow indecent. And even when I had dozens of people coming out afterwards, raving about the piece - it remains one of my favourites - no amount of ecstatic reporting could get people to come who hadn't already dismissed the show. Because I looked at them.
With the Everyman show, the people who don't look are those sitting as audience members - when people want to be distant and presented with a spectacle. They look at the floor or close their eyes and listen. When storytelling you learn quickly that some people like to close their eyes and listen - and for a biggish audience, that's mostly fine. (You learn the difference between those who are listening and those who are asleep.) Again, it's a bit sad, but it's not the end of the world.
But with Everyman it's different. The play as I perform it is closer to ritual. It's about connection and it's about looking and sharing, and when people don't play - then I have no where to go. It is easy in a play where you are play a part and reacting to others on stage to find the emotion and the story and to feel and emote appropriately. When you're jumping from one person to another in seconds, as I am in Everyman, it's far harder to keep that going. It becomes harder to react genuinely and not over or under act, to force something for effect.
The eyes have it, the eyes make the show.
So, what has this to do with phones and selfies and the lack of communication between human and human? Bugger all, so far as I can tell. It's almost always the older audience members who won't look, not the teenager locked to their phones. Perhaps, because they spend so much time looking down into blank screens, when they're offered eye contact they gorge on it like a gatecrasher at a wake.
***
I'm about to set off for Assington for tonight's show. Proper updates about the last couple of shows will follow this weekend...
The Summoning of Everyman: Touring April 2015
All shows will be Pay-What-You-Want and tickets can be reserved by phone or online.
I've recently got a relatively up-to-date smart phone and I do use it a lot, largely as an extension of my work. I can post tweets and stuff to my followers, on the go - patchy Suffolk signal allowing. Whilst I can attest that I do look down more often, I don't know that this necessarily affects the way I see the world.
For starters, I'm often reading an article about something whilst online. An article about not looking at things because I'm looking at my phone, for example. This is an activity I do anyway, though usually in analogue form - when I have a paper or a book on me - but then I'm probably too old to be using my phone for the activities this article probably decried anyway - selfies or sexting on the go whilst watching (rather than listening) to music on YouTube.
If the phone is doing anything that makes me less of a human being, it is probably connected to stress - as my work is already my life, it now follows me further and further into my day. I check emails and social media far too often and, as I'm in the tail end of a tour, worry if I don't get x number of bookings by mid afternoon of a show day. When the tour is over the off button will be an option again.
But all of the above is a preamble to an actual point, the point of this post.
People are funny about eye contact. And I suspect they always were.
Let me explain. As a storyteller I trade in eye contact. It's how I tell my stories. If I can't look at the audience it doesn't work. Playing vaguely over the heads of the audience is really weird. It's... well, it's just rude. You can't pretend they're not there. Actors, those who trade in talking to onstage people or cameras, do not always get this - they are often terrified of looking at the audience.
Everyman is not quite your standing actingy show - it's somewhere between acting in a play and storytelling. The show functions because when I'm playing a character, I'm looking at the audience as if they were Everyman, as one end of a conversation. When I talk to a volunteer who's with me on stage, I talk to them as though I were Everyman, and again, it's a conversation. If you don't look at me, then it's weird.
And some people just won't. They look down. And it breaks my heart a bit.
I first noticed it as a problem when I started doing one-to-one storytelling, when I realised how many people HATED the idea of someone telling them a story direct. I assumed that it would be a nice novelty, that people would jump at the chance to be told a story, like a child at bedtime, perhaps. I was being interviewed on the radio about a show called Problem Tree and the presenter (live on air, to my immense anger) said how horrible to must be for the audient and that she'd hate to go to the show.
And so the reaction remained - whenever I spoke about the show, everyone said it sounded really uncomfortable and somehow indecent. And even when I had dozens of people coming out afterwards, raving about the piece - it remains one of my favourites - no amount of ecstatic reporting could get people to come who hadn't already dismissed the show. Because I looked at them.
With the Everyman show, the people who don't look are those sitting as audience members - when people want to be distant and presented with a spectacle. They look at the floor or close their eyes and listen. When storytelling you learn quickly that some people like to close their eyes and listen - and for a biggish audience, that's mostly fine. (You learn the difference between those who are listening and those who are asleep.) Again, it's a bit sad, but it's not the end of the world.
But with Everyman it's different. The play as I perform it is closer to ritual. It's about connection and it's about looking and sharing, and when people don't play - then I have no where to go. It is easy in a play where you are play a part and reacting to others on stage to find the emotion and the story and to feel and emote appropriately. When you're jumping from one person to another in seconds, as I am in Everyman, it's far harder to keep that going. It becomes harder to react genuinely and not over or under act, to force something for effect.
The eyes have it, the eyes make the show.
So, what has this to do with phones and selfies and the lack of communication between human and human? Bugger all, so far as I can tell. It's almost always the older audience members who won't look, not the teenager locked to their phones. Perhaps, because they spend so much time looking down into blank screens, when they're offered eye contact they gorge on it like a gatecrasher at a wake.
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I'm about to set off for Assington for tonight's show. Proper updates about the last couple of shows will follow this weekend...
The Summoning of Everyman: Touring April 2015
All shows will be Pay-What-You-Want and tickets can be reserved by phone or online.
Assington Village Hall - Thursday 9th April at 7.30pm
Brettenham Village Hall - Tuesday 14th April at 7.30pm
Steeple Bumpstead Village Hall - Wednesday 15th April at 7.30pm
St Mary’s Church, Chilton - Sunday 19th April at 3pm
Boxted & Hartest Institute - Monday 20th April at 7.30pm
Stisted Village Hall - Wednesday 22nd April at 7.30pm
All details correct at time of press – updates, corrections and directions to shows can be found online – or contact us direct.
Monday, 9 February 2015
Everyman Daily Report: 8
Over a week in and the printing arrives - Huzzah! Which means I now have to distribute everything... booooo. So, the next couple of weeks will involve my walking around a lot looking for places to take my flyers. But it'll give me a chance to scout out some places I've never been to, take some lovely photos and pointless videos and maybe meet some new people.
Today has been mostly an admin day, getting press releases off and sorting advertising, but I have caught up with the last text work and even moved the text about a bit. My basic plan is this - for the next seven days mix up general text work with specific blocking and movement work. I'll then have ten days before the first performance - so it's a full run each day plus detailed work on a short section of the text.
And now, some video footage of boxes of printing...
Today has been mostly an admin day, getting press releases off and sorting advertising, but I have caught up with the last text work and even moved the text about a bit. My basic plan is this - for the next seven days mix up general text work with specific blocking and movement work. I'll then have ten days before the first performance - so it's a full run each day plus detailed work on a short section of the text.
And now, some video footage of boxes of printing...
Sunday, 11 January 2015
Story Hour: The Complete Alice
Story
Hour: The Complete Alice
Saturday afternoons with stories from the Alice books by
Lewis Carroll
Adapted and performed by Robert Crighton
Sit back and be enthralled as award winning performer Robert
Crighton leads you through the worlds of Lewis Carroll. Each afternoon Robert tells a different
selection of stories from the classic books Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
and Alice Through the Looking-Glass. A
different selection every two weeks – you can catch one or them all.
Limited seating - only 20 tickets
available. Children must be accompanied
by an adult.
Tickets £4 (No Concessions)
Down the Rabbit Hole - Saturday 14th February at 1pm
A Mad Tea Party - Saturday
28th February at 1pm
Looking Glass House - Saturday 14th March at 1pm
Humpty Dumpty & Co - Saturday 28th March at 1pm
Humpty Dumpty & Co - Saturday 28th March at 1pm
Listen to our Story Hour Trailer Below!
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