Advent Calendar Day 21

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part eleven - the penultimate part of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE! and Episode Eight HERE! and Episode Nine HERE! and Episode Ten HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 20

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part ten of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE! and Episode Eight HERE! and Episode Nine HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 19

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part nine of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE! and Episode Eight HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 18

Day 18 and it's another Christmas gift that no one is asking for.  Don't buy it HERE!

Merry Christmas...

Advent Calendar Day 17

And behind the door is... a Time Machine.  Or rather the script for my stage adaptation of the book.  Available now!

I staged this adaptation at the beginning of the year, so this script version is horribly delayed. 

Anyway, Merry Christmas - the world will end in approximately three and a half billion years and all human life will evolve into blobs before inevitable extinction.

Huzzah!

http://www.lulu.com/shop/robert-crighton/the-time-machine/paperback/product-23454846.html

Advent Calendar Day 15

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part eight of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 10

Where does the time go?
Day 10 of the Advent Calendar and there's a new gift shop open. Heaven save us. Yes, it's the collection no one has asked for - it's the Undead Bard collection, based on the ticket unselling artwork that put off audience members in their dozens.
Do you want a mug with my mug on it?  No?  Well, here it is.
Guaranteed that the eyes will follow you around the room and invade your dreams.
Four hideous designs, just waiting to curdle your milk.
Find all four mug designs HERE!

Why? 
Why is this happening? 
No one knows, least of all me.

Advent Calendar Day 7

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part three of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE.

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home...

Advent Calendar Day 6

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part two of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to Episode Two HERE.

Go back to Episode One HERE.

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home...

Advent Calendar Day 1

Merry Christmas and welcome to my daily Advent calendar.
Don't say I never give you anything.
There's going to be a new(ish) thing available everyday till Christmas.

Today it's TAT!

On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me - a whole heap of shitty things from The Museum of Tat virtual gift shop.

HORRID MUGS?
We've got three designs! (Well, two really - a general mug design, and there are specific left and right handed versions of the second.)

NEVER WANTED A MUSEUM OF TAT DUVET COVER?
We've got your nightmares sorted!

WANT TO SMOTHER SOMEONE IN TAT?
We've got a pillow for that!

I'm not joking - this pointless tat is now available online NOW!

Merry Christmas from the Museum of Tat.