Say Cheese!

I do like random things.  A random thing happened when recording a podcast last year - here is a edit of this random thing.  It is fairly random.  As random things tend to be.
Say Cheese - with Professor Kaos and myself.

Advent Calendar Day 23

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part twelve - the FINAL part of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the last Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE! and Episode Eight HERE! and Episode Nine HERE! and Episode Ten HERE! and Episode Eleven HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 22

After a torrid production process the Museum of Tat 2017 Christmas Special is finally done. The principle recording was delayed by a week and then the moment it was done I fell ill and had to battle through to get it done just fortnight later than originally planned.

But here it finally is, and there's some good stuff in there from Colin - aka Michael Fouldes.

Special thanks to the extra voice contributors who were randomly grabbed from the bar at the Quay Theatre to sing the worst carol ever.
I should also mention, there will be more new audio from the Museum of Tat next year.  And some of it is beautifully wrong.

Anyway, open today's door - the Museum is open once again!
Merry Christmas to everyone at home.

Advent Calendar Day 21

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part eleven - the penultimate part of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE! and Episode Eight HERE! and Episode Nine HERE! and Episode Ten HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 20

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part ten of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE! and Episode Eight HERE! and Episode Nine HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 19

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part nine of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE! and Episode Seven HERE! and Episode Eight HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 18

Day 18 and it's another Christmas gift that no one is asking for.  Don't buy it HERE!

Merry Christmas...

Advent Calendar Day 16

It's so close to Christmas that creating stuff like this is almost completely pointless - which makes it feel all the more important.
To celebrate the fact that I haven't released a new episode today - here's a whole selection of things in the Attack of the Christmas Squirrels gift shop.  It's HERE!

And here are a few of the actually rather fun bits and bobs available. Very little time to order anything before Christmas though. Sorry.

Advent Calendar Day 14

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part seven of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE! and Episode Six HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 13

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part six of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest Episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE! and Episode Five HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 12

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part five of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE!

And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 11

Today, behind the door, there's the Official Worlds of Robert Crighton Mug.

I should really stop doing these now.

Advent Calendar Day 10

Where does the time go?
Day 10 of the Advent Calendar and there's a new gift shop open. Heaven save us. Yes, it's the collection no one has asked for - it's the Undead Bard collection, based on the ticket unselling artwork that put off audience members in their dozens.
Do you want a mug with my mug on it?  No?  Well, here it is.
Guaranteed that the eyes will follow you around the room and invade your dreams.
Four hideous designs, just waiting to curdle your milk.
Find all four mug designs HERE!

Why? 
Why is this happening? 
No one knows, least of all me.

Advent Calendar Day 9

You open the door and it's a Christmas episode of The Other Day!
Christmas of DOOM
Enjoy.

And here's a round up of the Advent Calendar so far...

Day 1 was the official opening of The Museum of Tat virtual gift shop.

HORRID MUGS?  We've got three designs! (Well, two really - a general mug design, and there are specific left and right handed versions of the second.)

NEVER WANTED A MUSEUM OF TAT DUVET COVER?  We've got your nightmares sorted!

WANT TO SMOTHER SOMEONE IN TAT? We've got a pillow for that!

I'm not joking - this pointless tat is now available online NOW!

Day 2 was a new episode of The Other Day - Phone of Sacrifice, recorded live before a mute studio audience. LISTEN HERE!

Day 3 was a repeat of an old fake Christmas appeal - but I did do a new graphic for it. (My computer was dying, be glad I did something you ungrateful bastards. P.S. I love you all.) LISTEN HERE!

Day 4 was the Museum of Tat Christmas Appeal 2017

Days 5 to 8 were the first four episodes of

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes have been released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE and Episode Four HERE!

Advent Calendar Day 8

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part four of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE and Episode Three HERE!

The next couple of days it'll be a different thing for the Advent calendar - so soak up the squirrel goodness, it'll be back next week.
And incidentally...

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home!

Advent Calendar Day 7

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part three of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to the latest episode HERE!

Go back to Episode One HERE and Episode Two HERE.

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home...

Advent Calendar Day 6

Open the door on the calendar and...

It's part two of...

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels!

The story of what happens when one man's hatred of early Christmas advertising meets his secret squirrel training project.

All episodes will be released on my patron page - but because it is Christmas you'll be able to listen without pledging anything.  Though while you're there...

Listen to Episode Two HERE.

Go back to Episode One HERE.

Merry Christmas to Everyone At Home...