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This Storyteller blog follows the progress of writer/performer Robert Crighton as he writes a series of new stories for live performance - as well as any other interesting theatre thing that might cross his path.
Showing posts with label drama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drama. Show all posts
Friday, 7 April 2017
The Time Machine - Photos from Beyond Time
I've been stupidly busy, so have neglected you. I've been recording lots of audio (and failed to edit it) and been making this show happen. Here are some unedited photos from the dress rehearsal of The Time Machine - still on for another two shows. There's also a trailer video at the bottom. Enjoy.
Tuesday, 17 January 2017
A Magical World, All In One Place
I'm currently editing Problem Tree for release to my patrons tomorrow, and have started on the next adventure. The not quite full list of new audio coming out this year is below - there is only a rough schedule at present, but I'm aiming to put out something new each week or so. If you like my work, then consider becoming a patron - it makes a huge difference to the kind of work I can create.
Revivals and Re-releases: Fresh from the Milk Bottle Archives
Out now - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Countdown to the Other Side
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
A short story, first performed as part of Ghost Storyteller in 2011, telling of the slow fading of a poltergeist and its daily routine.
It helps if you have a good working knowledge of the history of the presenters of Countdown and it's transmission schedule from the late 90's onwards.
Release Date: January - listen on audioboom or YouTube
New Works: Spanking New Drama & Comedy for 2017
The UN Special Representative
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Mr BEEP BEEP is having a trying day. He was awoken at three in the morning by a team of 'experts' from the UN, because an event on the other side of the world threatens to change his life forever. However, the letters U and N do not stand for the United Nations, and his crisis is more existential than actual.
I've been toying with this idea for a story for years and am finally ready to finish it. I don't know whether I will record this in the studio or in front of an audience, it depends what sorry of funny it ends up being.
Release Date: TBA
Prevent
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
A follow up play to the award-winning Fantasy Terrorist League, Prevent tells the story of a young man trapped in a flawed system that criminalises thought, and where the gap between real and perceived threats is not acknowledged.
Release Date: TBA
Investigate Me?
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
'Why aren't you investigating me?' A twisted version of a police drama, where a member of the public insists on being investigated for possible criminal acts. The young DC doesn't want to be wasting her time with him, but even her superiors insist on an investigation. Surreal drama.
Release Date: TBA
Commentary
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
A new play about the different interpretations of the making of a film, as made during an audio commentary for a DVD release.
Release Date: TBA
My work couldn't happen without the support of my patrons - if you think you could contribute to the work I create, go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton and see if you can help.
Also, as there's a lot being planned at the moment, if you want to keep up to speed, why not join my mailing list. I know, so last century.
Revivals and Re-releases: Fresh from the Milk Bottle Archives
Bink!
Written by Robert Crighton
Performed by Cat LaCohie
Molly was left alone a lot. Her parents were always out. So she started talking to herself, to the furniture, to the house. And then the house answered back.
A children’s story... just not for children.
First Performed on Tuesday 13th January 2009 at the Tabard Theatre.
Available to purchase online now.
Out now - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Written by Robert Crighton
Performed by Cat LaCohie
Molly was left alone a lot. Her parents were always out. So she started talking to herself, to the furniture, to the house. And then the house answered back.
A children’s story... just not for children.
First Performed on Tuesday 13th January 2009 at the Tabard Theatre.
Available to purchase online now.
Out now - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Problem Tree is the impossible story of one man’s father and a tree that can’t exist. A story of the First World War, of running away from your past and hiding in the future.
First performed in 2009, this story has undergone many changes and minor rewrites, but it's now time for it to come out on audio.
Out now - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Countdown to the Other Side
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
A short story, first performed as part of Ghost Storyteller in 2011, telling of the slow fading of a poltergeist and its daily routine.
It helps if you have a good working knowledge of the history of the presenters of Countdown and it's transmission schedule from the late 90's onwards.
Release Date: January - listen on audioboom or YouTube
Teaching Gods
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Winner of the “Best Writing” Award at the LOST Theatre One-Act Festival 2007
The Gods have invaded the University. All thoughts of normal academic life disappear as the campus dissolves into chaos. The flowers walk and the squirrels clean kitchens. Will the agents of chaos win against the hardnosed grey suited form of the Vice Chancellor? What do you think?
Teaching Gods was written in memory of the Middlesex University campus cat. Who had many names.
Teaching Gods was first performed in an earlier version in “the Space” at Sudbury Arts Centre on Saturday 4th October 2003. This revised version was performed as part of a Double Bill with Fantasy Terrorist League at the Quay Theatre on Saturday 17th March 2007 and won the Best Writing Award at the Lost One-Act Festival 2007. It revived in the current version at the Tabard Theatre in January 2009 and has been omnipresent in the repertoire since.
Available to purchase online now.
Release Date: March - listen on audioboom or YouTube
The Examiner of Small Ailments
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
The Examiner of the title is a man who can make little medical problems disappear by singing to them. When he moves into the realm of cosmetic surgery (or rather cosmetic singing) he goes from being a strange curiosity into an international figure of 'beauty' and power.
First Performed on Wednesday 6th May at the Quay Theatre before joining the stories of Teaching Gods for the run at Barons Court in 2009. The show has dropped out of my repertoire as I've been working on a new version. I'm toying with releasing this based on the original text, but we shall see.
Release Date: TBA
The Shakespeare Delusion
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Professor Ashborn invites you to share in his latest discoveries and lead you through the terrible secrets behind the man people call Shakespeare. Did he really write the plays? Was he really bald? Did he really like cheese? Using recently uncovered documentation Professor Ashborn can finally tell the true and completely true, truly true, utterly true, true, true story of the truth behind the Shakespeare delusion!
Audience Comments for The Shakespeare Delusion (2014): “Fabulous production... Just recovering from high octane performance of @RobertCrighton The Shakespeare Delusion #immense... I SO knew where The Shakespeare Delusion was going - & I was SO wrong!!! Chekhov meets Berkoff as performed by Stephen Fry.”
Reviews from 2016: "Crighton gives a masterful and energetic performance as Ashborn... It’s surreal and confrontational, played with an intensity that was uncomfortable at times but compelling." pubtheatres1
"A brilliantly original and entertaining performance." Five Stars from londontheatre1.com
Release Date: September - listen now on audioboom or YouTube
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Winner of the “Best Writing” Award at the LOST Theatre One-Act Festival 2007
The Gods have invaded the University. All thoughts of normal academic life disappear as the campus dissolves into chaos. The flowers walk and the squirrels clean kitchens. Will the agents of chaos win against the hardnosed grey suited form of the Vice Chancellor? What do you think?
Teaching Gods was written in memory of the Middlesex University campus cat. Who had many names.
Teaching Gods was first performed in an earlier version in “the Space” at Sudbury Arts Centre on Saturday 4th October 2003. This revised version was performed as part of a Double Bill with Fantasy Terrorist League at the Quay Theatre on Saturday 17th March 2007 and won the Best Writing Award at the Lost One-Act Festival 2007. It revived in the current version at the Tabard Theatre in January 2009 and has been omnipresent in the repertoire since.
Available to purchase online now.
Release Date: March - listen on audioboom or YouTube
The Examiner of Small Ailments
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
The Examiner of the title is a man who can make little medical problems disappear by singing to them. When he moves into the realm of cosmetic surgery (or rather cosmetic singing) he goes from being a strange curiosity into an international figure of 'beauty' and power.
First Performed on Wednesday 6th May at the Quay Theatre before joining the stories of Teaching Gods for the run at Barons Court in 2009. The show has dropped out of my repertoire as I've been working on a new version. I'm toying with releasing this based on the original text, but we shall see.
Release Date: TBA
The Shakespeare Delusion
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Professor Ashborn invites you to share in his latest discoveries and lead you through the terrible secrets behind the man people call Shakespeare. Did he really write the plays? Was he really bald? Did he really like cheese? Using recently uncovered documentation Professor Ashborn can finally tell the true and completely true, truly true, utterly true, true, true story of the truth behind the Shakespeare delusion!
Audience Comments for The Shakespeare Delusion (2014): “Fabulous production... Just recovering from high octane performance of @RobertCrighton The Shakespeare Delusion #immense... I SO knew where The Shakespeare Delusion was going - & I was SO wrong!!! Chekhov meets Berkoff as performed by Stephen Fry.”
Reviews from 2016: "Crighton gives a masterful and energetic performance as Ashborn... It’s surreal and confrontational, played with an intensity that was uncomfortable at times but compelling." pubtheatres1
"A brilliantly original and entertaining performance." Five Stars from londontheatre1.com
Release Date: September - listen now on audioboom or YouTube
New Works: Spanking New Drama & Comedy for 2017
LIVE FROM THE GET IN!
Written by Robert Crighton
Performed by Abbie Broom, Heidi Bernhard-Bubb, Robert Crighton & Michael Fouldes. And maybe some special guests.
Live from... is a radio comedy and sketch show – live from in front of the set of whichever show is getting in the following week at the Quay Theatre. New material, sketches and monologues streamed live online.
The Saturday 4th March show is currently in the edit.
The UN Special Representative
Written & Performed by Robert Crighton
Mr BEEP BEEP is having a trying day. He was awoken at three in the morning by a team of 'experts' from the UN, because an event on the other side of the world threatens to change his life forever. However, the letters U and N do not stand for the United Nations, and his crisis is more existential than actual.
I've been toying with this idea for a story for years and am finally ready to finish it. I don't know whether I will record this in the studio or in front of an audience, it depends what sorry of funny it ends up being.
Release Date: TBA
Prevent
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
A follow up play to the award-winning Fantasy Terrorist League, Prevent tells the story of a young man trapped in a flawed system that criminalises thought, and where the gap between real and perceived threats is not acknowledged.
Release Date: TBA
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
'Why aren't you investigating me?' A twisted version of a police drama, where a member of the public insists on being investigated for possible criminal acts. The young DC doesn't want to be wasting her time with him, but even her superiors insist on an investigation. Surreal drama.
Release Date: TBA
Commentary
Written by Robert Crighton
Cast: TBA
A new play about the different interpretations of the making of a film, as made during an audio commentary for a DVD release.
Release Date: TBA
My work couldn't happen without the support of my patrons - if you think you could contribute to the work I create, go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton and see if you can help.
Also, as there's a lot being planned at the moment, if you want to keep up to speed, why not join my mailing list. I know, so last century.
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Tuesday, 4 October 2016
Undead Bard Programme
Because of lead times for printing, programmes for my shows are often a bit vague and/or wrong. He's the programme information for Undead Bard - running at Theatre N16 till Thursday 13th October 7.30pm
Milk Bottle Productions Presents
Undead Bard
Written, Performed and Produced by Robert Crighton
Pre-Show Audio Work: To Be Or Not
An audio piece where the most famous speech in Shakespeare is pulled apart by automated translation programs from online.
The Shakespeare Delusion
First performed in 2012, The Shakespeare Delusion has gone through a number of adjustments and changes - though directed by Robert, it has been adjusted by many kind souls - and special credit must be given for numerous notes given by Colin Watkeys prior to performance at the Face to Face Festival in 2014.
Interval Audio Work: If You Like It
A soundscape where the never ended cycle of recommendations for Shakespeare becomes a hall of mirrors.
Shakespeare: The Ever Living!
The original music for this production was composed and recorded by Jack Lawson
Additional Online Material
The Missing Years - Online Audio
A cut section from The Shakespeare Delusion that's a lovely little nugget of nonsense. Listen here.
Historic Crimes - Online Audio
Recorded in 2014, Historic Crimes is now available to listen again online at YouTube or Audioboom
ROBERT CRIGHTON as VAL
PAMELA FLANAGAN as JULIA
PHILIPPA TATHAM as SYLVIASpecial thanks to Peter Morris for the recording of that show.
Lighting and Sound Design by Robert Crighton, with the technical teams at each venue
Lighting and Sound Operation - Stephanie Withers
Publicity - Chris Hislop
Website tended by Keith Atkinson
Thanks go to everyone who've helped make these projects happen over the years - at venues as diverse as the Guildhall in Lavenham, the Quay Theatre, the LOST Theatre and finally Theatre N16. Thanks to Sharon Buckler, Joe Fawcett, Simon Frampton, Jamie Eastlake and Tom Burgess.
Special thanks goes to my patrons, who have all helped make this and other shows happen.
Final thanks go to Philippa Tatham, who starred in Historic Crimes, and who left us far too early. This show is dedicated to her memory.
***
Also Available - the Undead Bard playscript
The book features - full text of The Shakespeare Delusion, Historic Crimes, Shakespeare: The Ever Living, plus introductory notes, outlines of short pieces and deleted material. Available online at £9.99 plus p&p
Official Blurb for the Show...
Audience Comments for earlier ‘Undead Bard’ show ‘The Shakespeare Delusion’ (2014): “Fabulous production... Just recovering from high octane performance of @RobertCrighton The Shakespeare Delusion #immense... I SO knew where The Shakespeare Delusion was going - & I was SO wrong!!! Chekhov meets Berkoff as performed by Stephen Fry.”
Performing at Theatre N16 - Sunday 2nd October to Thursday 13th October at 7.30pm
Bedford Hill , SW12 9HD - www.theatren16.co.uk
All this work is supported by Patreon - without the support of my patrons I could not do shows like this. To support more work like this go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton
Lighting and Sound Design by Robert Crighton, with the technical teams at each venue
Lighting and Sound Operation - Stephanie Withers
Publicity - Chris Hislop
Website tended by Keith Atkinson
Thanks go to everyone who've helped make these projects happen over the years - at venues as diverse as the Guildhall in Lavenham, the Quay Theatre, the LOST Theatre and finally Theatre N16. Thanks to Sharon Buckler, Joe Fawcett, Simon Frampton, Jamie Eastlake and Tom Burgess.
Special thanks goes to my patrons, who have all helped make this and other shows happen.
Final thanks go to Philippa Tatham, who starred in Historic Crimes, and who left us far too early. This show is dedicated to her memory.
***
Also Available - the Undead Bard playscript
The book features - full text of The Shakespeare Delusion, Historic Crimes, Shakespeare: The Ever Living, plus introductory notes, outlines of short pieces and deleted material. Available online at £9.99 plus p&p
Official Blurb for the Show...
Shakespeare is dead, but he just won’t stop talking. His words are immortal, but they keep changing. Award-winning writer and performer Robert Crighton explores the current boom in Shakespeare and how everything is now devoted to his holy name. Undead Bard is an unholy smorgasbord of play, comedy, and music, pulling apart Shakespeare, Bardolatry, and the modern world, for your pleasure.
More details about the show and online podcasts on the Undead Bard at www.milkbottleproductions.co.uk
Performing at Theatre N16 - Sunday 2nd October to Thursday 13th October at 7.30pm
Matinees on Sunday 2nd & Saturday 8th at 3pm
Tickets £12 / 10 concessions – https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/145903
Theatre N16, The Bedford, 77 All this work is supported by Patreon - without the support of my patrons I could not do shows like this. To support more work like this go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton
Monday, 3 October 2016
And we're off...
Yes, the show has finally begun - twelve more chances to catch the Undead Bard. Only twelve more shows and that's that.
Tech and dress all done - something I have learnt: remember to take your glasses off when covering your face in foam. When I'm a little more with it - after the run - I'll tell you all about get in day. It was fun.
So, tonight, tomorrow night, press... all to come. As can you.
See you soon!
Audience Comments for earlier ‘Undead Bard’ show ‘The Shakespeare Delusion’ (2014): “Fabulous production... Just recovering from high octane performance of @RobertCrighton The Shakespeare Delusion #immense... I SO knew where The Shakespeare Delusion was going - & I was SO wrong!!! Chekhov meets Berkoff as performed by Stephen Fry.”
Performing at Theatre N16
Bedford Hill , SW12 9HD - www.theatren16.co.uk
All this work is supported by Patreon - without the support of my patrons I could not do shows like this. To support more work like this go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton
Tech and dress all done - something I have learnt: remember to take your glasses off when covering your face in foam. When I'm a little more with it - after the run - I'll tell you all about get in day. It was fun.
So, tonight, tomorrow night, press... all to come. As can you.
See you soon!
Milk Bottle Productions Presents...
UNDEAD BARD
By multi award-winning writer and performer Robert Crighton
Shakespeare is dead, but he just won’t stop talking. His words are immortal, but they keep changing. Award-winning writer and performer Robert Crighton explores the current boom in Shakespeare and how everything is now devoted to his holy name. Undead Bard is an unholy smorgasbord of play, comedy, and music, pulling apart Shakespeare, Bardolatry, and the modern world, for your pleasure.
More details about the show and online podcasts on the Undead Bard at www.milkbottleproductions.co.uk
Performing at Theatre N16
Sunday 2nd October to Thursday 13th October at 7.30pm
Matinee at Saturday 8th October at 3pm
Tickets £12 / 10 concessions – https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/145903
Theatre N16, The Bedford, 77 All this work is supported by Patreon - without the support of my patrons I could not do shows like this. To support more work like this go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton
Monday, 23 February 2015
Everyman Daily Report: X to Y
I stopped posting daily/semi-daily reports on Everyman because it was getting dull. Basically, it's been a bit like this.
1. Did some admin.
2. Re-learnt some lines.
3. Put a couple of lines back in.
4. Took them out again.
5. Ran show.
Repeat.
So I stopped. I also got sidetracked with other projects and by life, more of which on another day.
On Friday I'm performing the first of two tryouts to drama students, so this week is all about the runs. Run the show, tidy up the edges and most of all, simplify. The following weeks after I've a couple of private performances, one at someone's home and another for a play readers group and then it's TOUR!
And that's where I'm exhausting myself, because there's so much to get ready and none of it is about making the show happen. It's all paperwork, it's all planning, it's all happening in a months time. So, I'm excited and tired and stressed and lots of other ands.
But it's getting there. Today was a good day, ran the play twice and felt confident. We'll see how I feel tomorrow.
***
The Summoning of Everyman Tours March / April 2015
All shows will be Pay-What-You-Want and tickets can be reserved by phone or online.
Telephone: 07946 652 196
Email: contact@milkbottleproductions.co.uk
For emails or any phone messages please state your name, contact number, number of tickets and, most importantly, which date/venue you're booking for.
I'll be keeping this blog post updated and there's a page on the microsite and shortly on my website.
If your local venue is not represented it's not too late to be added to the tour. I'll come to churches, village halls, small rooms or even your home for a private performance for friends and family - just contact me and we'll see what can be done. Have toothbrush, will travel!
1. Did some admin.
2. Re-learnt some lines.
3. Put a couple of lines back in.
4. Took them out again.
5. Ran show.
Repeat.
So I stopped. I also got sidetracked with other projects and by life, more of which on another day.
On Friday I'm performing the first of two tryouts to drama students, so this week is all about the runs. Run the show, tidy up the edges and most of all, simplify. The following weeks after I've a couple of private performances, one at someone's home and another for a play readers group and then it's TOUR!
And that's where I'm exhausting myself, because there's so much to get ready and none of it is about making the show happen. It's all paperwork, it's all planning, it's all happening in a months time. So, I'm excited and tired and stressed and lots of other ands.
But it's getting there. Today was a good day, ran the play twice and felt confident. We'll see how I feel tomorrow.
***
The Summoning of Everyman Tours March / April 2015
All shows will be Pay-What-You-Want and tickets can be reserved by phone or online.
Telephone: 07946 652 196
Email: contact@milkbottleproductions.co.uk
For emails or any phone messages please state your name, contact number, number of tickets and, most importantly, which date/venue you're booking for.
I'll be keeping this blog post updated and there's a page on the microsite and shortly on my website.
If your local venue is not represented it's not too late to be added to the tour. I'll come to churches, village halls, small rooms or even your home for a private performance for friends and family - just contact me and we'll see what can be done. Have toothbrush, will travel!
Offton & Willisham Village Hall - Tuesday 24th March at 7.30pm
Chappel & Wakes Colne Village Hall - Wednesday 25th March at 7.30pm
Great Waldingfield Village Hall - Thursday 26th March at 7.30pm
Boxford Village Hall - Tuesday 31st March at 7.30pm
Cavendish Memorial Hall - Wednesday 1st April at 7.30pm
Hitcham Village Hall - Thursday 2nd April at 7.30pm
Maurice Rowson Hall, Gosfield - Friday 3rd April at 7.30pm
Leavenheath Village Hall - Sunday 5th April at 6pm
Hundon Village Hall - Monday 6th April at 7.30pm
Creeting St Mary Jubilee Hall - Tuesday 7th April at 7.30pm
Assington Village Hall - Thursday 9th April at 7.30pm
Brettenham Village Hall - Tuesday 14th April at 7.30pm
Steeple Bumpstead Village Hall - Wednesday 15th April at 7.30pm
St Mary’s Church, Chilton - Sunday 19th April at 3pm
Boxted & Hartest Institute - Monday 20th April at 7.30pm
Stisted Village Hall - Wednesday 22nd April at 7.30pm
All details correct at time of press – updates, corrections and directions to shows can be found online – or contact us direct.
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